*posts a selfie*


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So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

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this website SAVED MY BRAIN when i was a stressed out college student. quite a few of you are still suffering through college so i hope this helps you too!! c:

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i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

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Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

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"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"


"wow! who taught you-"


why do you know so much about sex

why are you so calm about porn

Why do you know so much about murdering people

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I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

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